15 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Mess with a Homeschool Mom

I came across this list when I was reading through some homeschool blogs.  Good stuff.

1.  She has a laminator and knows how to use it.

2.  She often mumbles to herself, and claims she’s having a parent-teacher conference. Some may perceive this as craziness, to the homeschool mom, it’s normal.

3.  She can juggle a meal, fold clothes, and teach a spelling lesson, all while holding a baby on her hip. You may even call her a multi-tasker. {Gasp}

4.  She’s protective of her kids, to the point of psychotic. Urban legend claims the termmama-bear originated from the homeschool mom. Research is pending.

5.  She’s got moves like Jagger. Runs from room to room, putting out fires, or even starting a few of her own.

6.  She’s wise beyond years, constantly studying, researching and growing, to keep ahead of her brood of youngins.

7.  She’s not afraid to wear PJs after 10 a.m. or yoga pants ALL. DAY. LONG.

8.  She almost never calls in sick.

9.  She makes a list and checks it twice, or three and four times depending on how Type Ashe is.

10. She’ll go toe-to-toe with any stranger who questions in the wrong tone or before she’s had a second cup of coffee – “What about socialization?”

11. She stares algebra in the eye and makes y run from x. She will later tell a bad math joke –Dear Algebra, stop asking us to locate your X, she’s never coming back. {Insert evil laugh}

12. She’s been known to cancel school and declare a sun day, instead of a snow day, just because she can.

13. She handles dead animals and bugs with ease, all in the name of science.

14. She’s not afraid to face the Warden of Words (the librarian) to square up on late fees.

15. She won’t claim harassment when the ‘principal‘ pats her on the booty.

First Family Hill Country Trip August 2013

Wimberely, Texas....one of my favorite places on Earth!!!

This stray cat became our adopted pet while we were there. Savannah named her Zackie.

First Day of School

Pre-K and 1st grade....where does the time go?

I'm beginning to question if we made the right choice to homeschool.  There are so many reasons we do it,  but now I'm starting to wonder if he needs to be in school every day.  Mainly because we've had more bad days than good days with it this last week.  Also, I wish he had more things to do at home than just play video games.  I do try to limit the video games but it's so easy sometimes to just let him play so I can get  some things done around the house.  Bad mom....I know.   Lessons take anywhere between 2-3 hours (that's with several breaks) so that leaves A LOT of time in the day left.  He's not interested in playing outside (which I don't blame him in the Texas heat).  So trying to keep him busy and away from the video games is draining me.

I'm going to check into several homeschool "meet up" groups that have boys his age.  Next Tuesday while he's in school (my only day to have some time to do some major research on these groups) hopefully I'll have found some groups to check out.  Hopefully finding support from other moms who have boys Ben's age will help lift my spirits and get him out of the house and away from the video games!!!!!!!!

I Want my Phone Back!

The kids have pretty much taken over my phone.  Dragon City and Monster Pet Shop keep them busy. As I was going through my pictures this morning on my phone I found this.  Goofy kiddos!

A Quote I Need to Apply to my Life!

"You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude." ~Eleanor Roosevelt