I "heart" Baylor....Sic 'em Bears

My favorite (and only) mother-in-law has this in her home. I love it. Had to post it, especially for all of my Baylor peeps! Can't believe I just said "peeps". That word annoys me to no end.....

GONNA BE A BEAR
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d
like to come back as a bear. When you’re a
bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while
you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with
that.

If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!